Sunday, November 13, 2011

Adopt A Polish

Would you like a chance to win free polish-and do it for a good "cause"? Then check out the new tongue-in-cheek "organization" Adopt A Polish. Essentially how it works is the website, sponsored by e-tailer Nail Polish Canada, posts some poor, homeless lacquers which you can apply to adopt by writing how you'd give the polish the best home. The best application wins the polish, which is then delivered to your door for free! Nail Polish Canada is a Canadian site (obviously), but anyone in the US or Canada can win.

The applications I read for Adopt A Polish are hilarious. I love how one applicant described herself as "a single mother of 91." God only knows how many nail polish children I have... I think this is a really creative, fun way to give out some free polish to loving homes! I don't get anything in return for posting this, I just thought some of my fellow lacquerheads would really get a kick out of the idea and the nail jokes on the site. And hey, it's a chance to win free polish! If you're interested in learning more about helping these polishes in need, read on to the press release!

WORLD’S FIRST NAIL POLISH ADOPTION AGENCY: PARENTS NEEDED announces the world’s first adoption drive for in need nail polish, available for
U.S. and Canadian applicants.

Every day, thousands of nail polishes are abandoned or abused. They are not sticky or old, they
are fine new polishes, stuck on a shelf because they are forgotten or out of season. All they
desire is to be used, and maybe taken for a night on the town in return.

“We have so many polishes who need a good family to take them in” said
executive director Nikki Smith. “All it takes is filling out an application form describing how you can provide a better life for one of our in need nail polishes. We select the best application and take care of all the expenses, delivering your newly adopted polish directly to your door.”

One current nail polish, Charleston, held back tears well describing his life, “I spent two years of my life stacked in a dark room crammed together with thousands of others just like me,
hundreds pressing down on my shoulders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I have never
seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just can’t keep going as
long, why would any women want me” he continued.

Please don’t let the agony go on any longer than it has to. The first round of adoptions closes
December 31st. Apply to Adopt a Polish at

About Adopt a Polish is a not-for-profit organization funded by the people at Nail Polish Canada. We are grateful they’ve spent the time and money to set us up, but we know they only did it to look like charitable people. They are jerks! All they care about is selling you things. This entire
organization was set-up by them to manipulate you.

Don’t worry about us being influenced by them, we cash their cheque, move on with our lives,
and get back to saving lives. We would never compromise out ethics by telling you to shop now
at and take advantage of free shipping over $29.

No comments:

Post a Comment

I love reading all of your comments! Please do not post any unsolicited advertising, links, etc. All comments with links will be deleted.